anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought
(via radical-illusion)
i gathered my entire office around to watch this
I am crying
| What girls say: | I'm fine |
| What girls mean: | I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst |